my mummy a bi

i m like a baby

i like to cry

but most of the time i laugh

i laugh for no reason

i smile wen i meet frendly human

i like eating

coz i m no idea wat fat could cause me

i like human hugging me

i feel warm wen they doing this

i like to tease them though they tot they were actually teasing me

most of the time they said i m naughty

i think "naughty" is a compliment

they were giving me funny face wen they said so

so i m the naughtiest BABY in the world

at least for my mummy